It's just that kinda day...

[alysten]

When you just want to smack someone upside the head with a sugar paddle, it's time to walk away from the interwebs and work on The Boy's newsletter.

Comments

[femkederoas.livejournal.com]

Ah. The error of the food professional. There is a fallacy that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. When, in fact, it is through his ribs with a sharp knife.

Wrong tool, my dear one. ;-)

[lissa510.livejournal.com]

::giggle::

[alysten.livejournal.com]

Remember sunshine...my sugar paddle is as wide as your hiney.

[alysten.livejournal.com]

Have you seen my sugar paddle? It can scoop lissa510 right off the ground. And when it is still dripping with 300 degree molten sugar... that'll leave a mark. A knife just ends the suffering too soon.

[femkederoas.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. You're of the "'Cause it's dull and it'll hurt more" school of thought. ;-) I approve.

Oh, you might like this bit:
http://www.insaneaboutgarb.com/joomla/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=17&Itemid=17