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alysten ([personal profile] alysten) wrote2010-05-06 10:53 pm

It's just that kinda day...

When you just want to smack someone upside the head with a sugar paddle, it's time to walk away from the interwebs and work on The Boy's newsletter.

yeah

[identity profile] bytchearse.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
A *fresh* sugar paddle, still coated with "napalm"...

[identity profile] femkederoas.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. The error of the food professional. There is a fallacy that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. When, in fact, it is through his ribs with a sharp knife.

Wrong tool, my dear one. ;-)

[identity profile] alysten.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Remember sunshine...my sugar paddle is as wide as your hiney.

[identity profile] alysten.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you seen my sugar paddle? It can scoop lissa510 right off the ground. And when it is still dripping with 300 degree molten sugar... that'll leave a mark. A knife just ends the suffering too soon.

[identity profile] femkederoas.livejournal.com 2010-05-09 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I see. You're of the "'Cause it's dull and it'll hurt more" school of thought. ;-) I approve.

Oh, you might like this bit:
http://www.insaneaboutgarb.com/joomla/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=17&Itemid=17

[identity profile] lumineaux.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Pony :-) Just sayin' ;-)