Turkey piñatas...

[alysten]

or these are the people cooking your food.

Take and cleaue your Turkie on the backe, and bruise all the bones.
"Well, you don't want to *break* them...that looks suspicious..."
"On the dark side I picture stalking turkeys with rattan..."
"I wonder if I can bring 3 turkeys to the Bhakail heavy practice...  hmmmm."
"Oooo, a turkey piñata for the heavies. Who wants the first whack?"

Comments

[femkederoas.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's typical. ;-)

I once asked my husband if he wanted to go to an Herbal Symposium event (thinking he'd be interested in the class on gruit ales, etc).

Pause.

"Will there be fighting?"

*head desk, head desk*

I don't even want to tell him about your turkey recipe. I will, 'cause he'll be fascinated. But He'll also ask if he can use it for a pell, first.

[alysten.livejournal.com]

If he does... take pictures.