Here is the California Girl's guide for those of you on the east coast who may be unfamiliar with what to do in the event of an actual earthquake.
1. Don't panic.
2. Get away from the windows.
3. Do not take the elevator.
4. Get away from the tall buildings with all the glass windows.
5. If you are not in dire need of emergency assistance, stay off the phone.
6. Stairwell is actually the best place to be in during aftershocks.
7. Grab your laptop, wallet and keys when you get up from your desk
8. Do not go back and get them when you are told to evacuate the building.
9. Your pets will be more freaked out than you are.
10. Most importantly, don't panic.