Things that have amused me recently...

I am easily amused.  Words that are fun to say and roll off the tongue:
doobiehobbit
douchenozzle
twatwaffle
pointyhatocrat

Apparently "WAFFENROK!!!" is a direction.   It means left.
"We got people coming in to our left! On the left! On ... WAFFENROCK!!!" - Griff

As heard at Pennsic EK court:
A: Did the king just say "Feastocrat"?
M: Yes
A: Was that my outdoor voice?
Random subject: Yes
A: Doh