The bad and the ugly

[alysten]

So halloween party is come as you aren't. I figure I'd go as the "stereotypical" renn fairie (because I wouldn't be caught dead in it).  What are your suggestions for the worst, over the top, stereotype for a renn fair person. 

Do your worst. I mean best!

Edit: I have also gotten fairie wings, elf ears and glitter (lots of glitter).

Comments

[msmemory.livejournal.com]

Calf length skirt with pointy panels. Bodice fits under your natural assets. Hair ribbons or floral wreath. Excessively large knife. Steampunk button boots. Channel your inner Stevie Nicks or look up pictures of Candice from Blackmore's Night.

[sarahbyrdd.livejournal.com]

and a racoon tail and tankard hanging off your belt.

[kragore.livejournal.com]

Seconds Dead Critter Tail.

[owynn.livejournal.com]

hang as much stuff as you can off your belt.

[dreda.livejournal.com]

Tits On A Platter, definitely.

[greenness.livejournal.com]

(I'm planning to be a ballerina.)

[dreda.livejournal.com]

I demand photographic proof of this.

[alysten.livejournal.com]

That can be arraigned.

[greenness.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that typo, Fairie Girl. ;)

[alysten.livejournal.com]

Gah... stoopid spell checker.

[greenness.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps predicting our impending jail time. ;)

[greenness.livejournal.com]

There are pink leg warmers in my future. :D

[greenness.livejournal.com]

Just remember, glitter will call for retaliation. ;)

[alysten.livejournal.com]

Only if it falls off...

We were thinking the glitter spray they put on the platter boobs. And the rainbow glitter eye lashes.

[math5.livejournal.com]

C'mon, I was thinking about glitter too.

[alysten.livejournal.com]

Glitter's ok, as long as it stays on the body and not on their carpet.

[greenness.livejournal.com]

Oh you can wear it... just keep in mind that if it doesn't all leave with you, it will be returned eventually, with interest. ;)

[greenness.livejournal.com]

We got a Dyson - maybe it will do a better job on ridding the house of glitter infestations than the previous vac. ;)

[alysten.livejournal.com]

Oooooo... shall we test that theory?

[greenness.livejournal.com]

At your own risk. ;)

[alysten.livejournal.com]

I think i'm afraid of the bunny slippers.

[lumineaux.livejournal.com]

There must be pictures ;-)

[math5.livejournal.com]

Pictures sound like evidence, and I plan to be there, so...

[alysten.livejournal.com]

Your halo is slipping...

come as you aren't

[meadowsword.livejournal.com]

yes, I was also planning something completely out of character, I have a couple of possibilities. Everyone else has pretty much nailed it on the ren faire nightmares, though.

[ubiq31.livejournal.com]

Is this for the Stranger's Ball? If so, it's not supposed to be OOP ;)

I'd be so torn if it were...

[alysten.livejournal.com]

Nope. Halloween party same night.

[ubiq31.livejournal.com]

Awww :( No Stranger's Ball...

[alysten.livejournal.com]

Only one of my feet is balanced. I so do not dance. It is better for everyone involved. ;-)

[ubiq31.livejournal.com]

I keep forgetting it's also a dance event, even though it's

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I keep forgetting it's also a dance event, even though it's <i?primarily</i> a dance event ;) I guess I'm in denial ;)

Renn Fairy sounds like a good "I'm not this" costume :)

[klynn330.livejournal.com]

Whatever you wear, make sure it's all way too tight! And make sure you drink too much and whine about the heat. This will help.

Have fun! We'll miss you at the ball.